Here we see the Greater Eastern European Harbinger Bunny, a rare, carniverous specimen only seen in large populations where some manner of Dark Lord or other sentient, commanding predator can be found to sustain their growth. Naturally nocturnal, these lapins are actually a species of werelagomorph, apex predator bunnies capable of... transforming, for lack of a better word... into a kind of savage primate-like beast when provoked or hungry enough, changing from a seemingly harmless burrow-dweller into a very real threat to life and limb while preserving key details of their ancestry... a fluffy tail, razor-sharp foreteeth and powerful hind legs being most prominent.
Harbinger Bunnies are voracious, capable of eating several times their body weight when the opportunity presents itself, and they are extremely social. Indeed, a single burrow, in times of prosperity, can harbor dozens of these bunnies, presenting a tangible risk to the countryside as unwary travellers can suddenly find themselves surrounded and attacked from all sides by a swarm of the beasts that apparently was not there mere moments ago!
While not terribly smart, the Greater Harbinger Bunny has shown the ability to recognize prominent complex threats such as weapons and demonstrated their acumen in disarming prey and keeping them seperated from such tools, a distinction that seperates them from closely related werelagomorphs, such as the herbivorous Lesser North American Auspice Hare.
Extreme caution is advised when travelling in rural areas of Eastern Europe, and the suggested action when confronted by any kind of bunny while in such areas is to, quite simply, run away.
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